There Oughta Be a Law

There oughta be a law against breaking peoples' hearts.

There oughta be a law against tearin' them apart.

There oughta be a law against makin' people cry.

There ought be some kind of law and I will tell you why.

Take my heart and run away

Leave me longin' all the day

I do the work, you do the play

And that's just not the way.

There oughta be a law against cruelty to love.

Then you would have to change your ways,

Or you'd get thirty days.

Mickey.

Yes, Sylvia.

I want to introduce a new law.

Oh really?

Uh huh.

Just what kind of new law?

Well, I think...

There oughta be a law against driving me insane.

There oughta be a law against loving you in vain.

Then I'd be guilty, and you'd be too.

They'd lock us up together, just us two.

There oughta be a law to say that I must be with you.