Van

D-O-D-G-E R-A-M

Totally

Here, in my van

I can beat my small cock

Fart on your face

Sleep on a loaf

Here, in my van

I can piss in a cup

Do what I want

Scrounge for some change

I can (get in the back) lose

Here, in my van

I can eat my small squid

Dance the can-can

With my feet in the air

Here, in my van

I can play the last tape

Play my small uke

Write stupid songs (like this one?)

Yeah-yeah, like this one (it's not so bad)

Get out of my van, out of my van

Haven't slept in days, but that's okay

Gonna let her eat

Cat pizza, road apples, coffee, chun Vivarin

Have a little snack

Put in a quarter and play road rally, yeah

Driving down the dark corridor

Fall asleep and wake up in another place (what, where are we?)

Here (here) in my van (in my van)

I can beat my small cock

Fart on your face

Sleep on a loaf

Here (here) in my van (in my van)

I can piss in a cup

Scrounge for some change

Do what I want

I can lose

Here, in my van

I can hate everyone

Wait for no girls to call me in the middle of the night

Here, in my van

I can lose my small mind

It's wrong, my mind loose

Lose small, lose my mind

Small lose my small mind

Lose

Is this one on tour list?

Oh, wait, I think I found it

Now we're returning for dirty clothes