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I'm through with standing in line to clubs I'll never get in
It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win this
Life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be (tell me what you want)
I want a brand-new house on an episode of cribs and a bathroom, I can play baseball in
And a king-size tub big enough for ten plus me (ah, so what you need?)
I'll need a, a credit card that's got no limit and a big black jet with a bedroom in it
Gonna join the mile high club at thirty-seven thousand feet (been there, done that)
I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me (so how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
Because we all just wanna be big rock-stars and live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair, and we'll
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar, oh-oh
Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
Hire eight bodyguards that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couple autographs so I can eat my meals for free (I'll have the quesadilla, ah-ah)
I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
Get a front door key to the playboy mansion
Gonna date a centerfold that loves to blow my money for me (so how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame
I'd even cut my hair and change my name
Because we all just wanna be big rockstars and live in hilltop houses driving 15 cars
The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
And we'll hang out in the coolest bars in the VIP with the movie stars
Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
Every playboy bunny with her bleach blonde hair
And we'll hide out in the private rooms