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There's a very weird man with a very weird hand
His staff is stranger still
He turns folks into zombies
And that against their will
What does he need these zombies for
An army of the dead
Mostly to cause panic: an undue amount of dread
He sends them to the swimming pool
He sends them to the park
He sends them to the movies
When daylight turns to dark
They moan and groan and make a fuss
And can't be held to task
They're zombies though, and don't you know
You shouldn't even ask.