B.V.S.

Big vagina syndrome is becoming a common disease

Ladies that have this affliction are never easy to please

If you poke someone with B.V.S. there's not much you can do

It's like filling the Lincoln tunnel with an Oscar Meyer wiener or two

I won't rest 'til I do my best

To rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest 'til I do my best

To rid the whole world of B.V.S.

Gonna do my best

To rid the whole world

Of motherfucking B.V.S.

B.V.S. is a bit like shooting hoops with a tennis ball

It's easy to get it in there, but it doesn't satisfy at all

Well I'll do my best to make her cum

But my cock won't do the trick

And I got a full five inches

In other words, a massive dick, yeah

I won't rest 'til I do my best

To rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I won't rest 'til I do my best

To rid the whole world of B.V.S.

I'm gonna pass that test

I'm gonna rid the world of that ubiquitous B.V.S

B.B.S. is different, that's when your tits get super fat

But most guys that I talk to say they got no problem with that, no

So good man

Big Vagina Syndrome is not just a silly joke

It's a pandemic of massive proportions affecting every girl I poke

If a man like me can't make you cum with my massive piece of meat

Chances are you got B.V.S. girl and that's the thing that we gotta beat

Gotta beat that fuckin' meat

I won't rest 'til I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S

I won't rest 'til I do my best to rid the whole world of B.V.S

Whoa, ya got some kick ass breasts, but the problem is that goddamn B.V.S.

B.V.S

B.V.S.