Evelyn (The Song of Slurs)

You are vile,

You are vague,

You are vain.

You are sick,

You are sad,

You're insane.

You are cruel,

You are crass,

You don't care.

You are coy,

You are cold,

You're unfair.

Chorus 1:

Evelyn, don't say it.

Evelyn, i pray to thee.

Evelyn, you love me, don't you see?

You are far,

You are false,

You're a fink.

You are frail,

You are fey,

You're a pig.

You are low,

You are lost,

Too far gone.

You are deaf,

You are dumb,

Always wrong.

Chorus 2:

Evelyn, don't say it.

Evelyn, it's just not true.

Evelyn, you see, you love me too.

Chorus 1 (repeat)