Your Mind Is on Vacation

You're sitting there yakking right in my face

I guess I'm gonna have to put you in your place

You know if silence was golden

You couldn't raise a dime

Because your mind is on vacation

And your mouth is working overtime

You're quoting figures and dropping names

You're telling stories about the days

You're over laughing when things ain't funny

You're trying to sound like the big money

You know if talk was criminal

You would lead a life of crime

Because your mind is on vacation

And your mouth is working overtime

You know that life is short

Talk is cheap

Don't be making promises that you can't keep

If you don't like this little song I'm singing

Just grin and bear it

All I can say is if the shoe fits you wear it

And you must keep talking

Please try to make it rhyme

Because your mind is on vacation

And your mouth is working overtime