As Good As I Once Was

She said I've seen you in here before

I said I've been here a time or two

She said hello my name is Bobbi Jo

Meet my twin sister Betty Lou

And we're both feeling kinda wild tonight

You're the only cowboy in this place

If your up for a rodeo

I'll put a big Texas smile on your face

I said girls

I ain't as good as I once was

I got a few years on me now

But there was a time

Back in my prime

When I could really lay it down

If you need some love tonight

Then I might have just enough

I ain't as good once was

But I'm as good once, as I ever was

I still hang out with my best friend Dave

I've known him since we were kids at school

Last night he had a few shots

Got in a tight spot

Hustling a game of pool

With a couple of red neck boys

And one great big fat biker man

I heard David yell across the room

Hey Buddy how bout a helping hand

I said Dave

I ain't as good as I once was

My how the years have flown

But there was a time

Back in my prime

When I could really hold my own

But if you want a fight tonight

Guess those boys don't look all that tough

I ain't as good once was

But I'm as good once, as I ever was

I used to be hell on wheels

Back when I was a younger man

Now my body says "Oh, You can't do this boy"

But my pride says "Oh yes you can"

I ain't as good as I once was

That's just the cold, hard truth (huh)

I still throw a few back

Talk a little smack

When I'm feeling bullet proof

So don't double, dog dare me now

Cause I'd have to call your bluff

I ain't as good as I once once was

But I'm as good once, as I ever was

May not be good as I once was

But I'm as good once, as I ever was