Everybody Farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

I’m farting in the morning time

I’m farting when the night time comes

I’m farting in the pouring rain

And I’m farting in the sun

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

If you have a fart you can hold

Hold on, hold on, hold on

To let it go would be a sin

Well, you could leave the room so fast

So your friends won’t breathe it in

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

They say who smelt it dealt it

Whoever did the rhyme did the crime

But that’s not really true

No it’s not, it’s not true at all

Even without eating black beans

Or meat or cheese or carbonated drinks

They come out of me and you

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Where do they come from these smells from behind

From the air we swallow and the food that we eat

When we eat food it is digested into our intestines

It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life

When this happens nitrogen

Methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside

They have to come out ‘cause they must be free, ya mon

Your mommy farts

Your daddy farts

Your brother farts

Your sister farts

Even all the people on your streets make a fart

Everybody needs to fart every single day

If they do no farting there’s going to be some pain

Dogs they fart

Cats they fart

Cows that eat the grass, they fart

Zebras fart

Camels fart

As termites eat your house they fart

Farting is so natural it’s as healthy as can be

If you smell one stinking, don’t you look at me

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts