Friends

I told you we'd get caught (oh, here he goes)

Every single fucking time (I'll do it again)

You just have to take it just one step further

Now look at us (shut up, pussyhole)

No, you shut up

(You'd be absolutely nothing without me) you've gone way too far this time

You'd just be a normal, boring, lazy piece of shit (fuck you, fucking piece of shit)

You ungrateful little twat (what?)

Look where I'm at right now, cuffed to a fucking chair (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

Look (what?)

Any second now they're gonna come in with a fat pile of evidence, fingerprints (oh-no)

DNA, the whole lot (oh, not the DNA) and we're both going in for life (ha-ha-ha-ha-ha)

I'm glad someone finds it funny

You think I give a fuck where you die?

Yeah, 'cause you'll die too (I live inside your head, mate, and I'm going nowhere)

Why can't you just fucking leave me alone?

Listen, dickhead

It's me and you, and you're never getting rid of me (I hate you)

So go tell the truth and get it over with (yeah, maybe I fucking will)

Yeah, do it (maybe I fucking won't)

Yeah, do it (huh)

Just do it (huh)

Fuck, okay, yeah, fuck it, I admit it

What you wanna know? Their last words?

How they screamed and how I did it?

I started at the guts, and then I tore up through the chest

And there ain't nothing left but the taste of iron on my fucking breath

So what we gonna do now? Not sure you wanna play this?

Give a fuck, you can all be next in line, you fucking pigs

You can't fuck with this, I'm in love with this

Tell the family I enjoyed it, that fucking bitch

Fuck! Shit!

Look what you fucking did

Fuck! We're both fucked!

They'll never fucking take the both of us