Once We Get Up There

It's not what Heaven is

It's what it could be

With new management in charge

Like you, and you, and me

Once we get up there

And snag that angelic throne

Our unholy trinity could make their realm our own

We'll pack up all their piety, and redecorate

Bet our tower would look powerful with pearlier gates

Once we get up there

Up to the promised land

A hundred billion souls await our every command

We're the biggest fish in Hell, how 'bout we upgrade the bowl?

It's time for growth, let's rule 'em both!

Take total control

Think of all your dreams that could come true

Even the wet ones?

Yeah, those too

Imagine what it could enable

For my label

Yes

A heavenly host that bows to none but us

I can have hot new angel sluts

Tear off their wings and make 'em dresses

And what's best is

That dumb princess showed us the way

To make those haloed cabrenas pay

And once we're gods, I can't wait to say

To everyone who doubted me, your doubting days are done

You'll be cornered, trapped, and tortured

Then I'll end you, just for fun

Once we get up there

The shining kingdom of God

No more petty squabbles with the dead

As we stroll the golden promenade

What's an overlord to a deity?

They ain't got a prayer

It'll be so nice in paradise

With a splash of vice, they'll pay the price

We'll rule the sky from up on high

Once I

And I

And I

Get up there

They're fucked