I, Testarossa

They cut bangs into my daughter

I got rhymes written on a Kindle

In some towns I'm known as gentle

In some towns I drive a rental

Bouncin' out to Sacramento

We can move to San Diego

Sometimes I look out the window

Sometimes I don't go by gentle

Bought a new car 'cause I wanted to show you

Got a new girlfriend, she 22

They cut bangs into my daughter

She don't recognize her father

She had on a flannel sweater

I told her I had to measure

I had on three-quarter leather

Lately I've been feeling better

After hours, we in a small town

She said her last name was Gale-Brown

This know-it-all calls himself handsome

Song came on, everyone starts dancin'

25 bucks put it in the jukebox

Think about my daughter, how they're cutting her locs

Those videos look like Katy Perry

Wife not there but we are married

This chick got bangs like my daughter

I ask her, does she know my daughter?

Hot air balloon, I'm returnin' home soon

Take the tug boat, I'm wavin' hello

I saw a pic what my daughter's bangs like

I can't describe what this hangs like

Man turn his back on his family, no good

But I'm good at buying people whiskey

Call up the wife like, "Baby you miss me?"

See me on the street and I might look iffy

These overalls they look like sandals

Meltin' away like they was candles

I don't mind 'cause I feel the same too

Get my act together, it's raining

Back to the wife, I'm Brutus Beefcake

Try the cheesecake

Please don't be late

Wear your seatbelt

Prepare for changes

I bought my wife trips to places

I bought my wife new computer

Lately, I been playing tuba

She been tryna do the trombone

This old crone, she stole my cellphone

Don't eat scone 'cause now I'm back home