P1: Oh Fuck!!! It's Expanding!! The Penis Is Expanding!! Run!!!

Hello, Earthlings. I am an alien from another planet

At the present moment, I have changed into this mobile phone

While you are looking at my face, I am rubbing my tentacles and making love to your fingers

Don't say you're not enjoying it as I continue smiling

Ah! Feel my passion! Feel my passion! Ah

Penis. The penis. The penis is expanding

The penis. The penis. The penis is expanding

The penis. The penis. The penis is expanding

The big penis. The big penis. The big penis

You will not escape the flying penis man. You cannot escape the flying penis man

You will not escape the flying penis man, oh no

You cannot escape the flying penis man, oh no

You cannot escape the flying penis man, oh no

You cannot escape the flying penis man, oh no

You cannot escape the flying penis man