S.I.M.P. (Squirrels in My Pants)

(There are squirrels in my pants)

Tell me what's makin' you jump like that

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Ain't got no chickens, ain't got no rats

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

S to the I to the M to the P

Then maybe you can be movin' like me

Step right over and watch me put it down

(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it

S to the I to the M to the P

Who you got back and waterin' your plants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

How can I qualify for government grants?

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Yeah, hypnotize me, put me in a trance

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Got an Aunt Florance living in France

She can't see the (squirrels in my pants)

Step right over and watch me put it down

(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it

S to the I to the M to the P

If you wanna know how I'm doin' this dance

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

There's somethin' in my trousers, you know it ain't ants

S-I-M-P, squirrels in my pants

Yeah, proletariat and bourgeoisie

Baby you don't need an academic degree

Everybody's smellin' my potpourri

S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it down

(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P

Step right over and watch me put it down, down on the ground

'Cause you know I got it goin' on

S to the I to the M to the P

S to the I to the M to the P

If your pockets are empty, get a cash advance

(Squirrels, squirrels) S to the I to the M to the P

If you're losin' your hair, get yourself implants

If you're wrestlin' a bear, then you ain't got a chance

Old Uncle Freddy just rages and rants

Ain't about love, ain't about romance, I got squirrels in my pants