You've Never Had Chocolate Like This

So the taxis never stop

The girls think you're a flop

You're wet and cold, you're getting old

Your confidence is shot (it's true)

When people look at you

They seem to look straight through

Or like you're something brown

They found upon the bottom of their shoe

(Have you been following me?)

But this should lift the gloom

My giraffe milk macaroon

Just take a chance and you'll be dancing

To a different tune

Goodbye to feeling small

And frightened of it all

Just eat a few of these

And you'll be feeling ten feet tall

Well, there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

Only Wonka's makes your confidence sky-rocke-let

Put your hand into your pocke-let

Get yourself some Wonka chocolate!

Madam, just one kiss?

Yes, please!

You've never had chocolate like this

No, we've never had chocolate like this

Have you tried his new one? (No)

Oh, you've got to have a go

Just pop one in and everything

Becomes a Broadway Show

The news that makes you gasp

The jokes that make you laugh

All that you say and do all day will be choreographed

Lost your hair, can't think where

Feeling fairly bare up there

Don't despair, I come prepared

Behold my hair repair éclair

It's made from ground vanilla

From the markets of Manila

Take heed, eat more than three and you'll end up like a gorilla

Well, there's chocolate

And there's chocolate

Only Wonka's makes you rock around the clock-elet

Put your hand into your pocke-let! Get yourself

Oh, put a sock in it

Make sure they're all frisked (uh!)

Have you ever had chocolate like this?

I've never had chocolate like this

(Never had chocolate)

(Never had chocolate like this)

Well, there's literate, and illiterate

Can you tell me what this word is? (Not a bit of it)

Well, that's a vowel and that's a consonant

What's that now? You're talking nonsense

I should call it quits

But you've never sold chocolate like this

Well, there's chocolate

(I understand that)

And there's chocolate, totally true

Only Wonka drives a hole right through our profi-lets (yes)

But what I'm trying to tell you is that

If we don't get on top of this (uh-huh)

We'll go bust

Choc-apocalypse!

We'll cease to exist

But fellas, you've never had chocolate like this

No! We've never had chocolate like this

Well, there's chocolate (well, there's chocolate)

And there's chocolate (and there's chocolate)

Only mine will find you buying wedding frocke-lets

We have just tied the knot

And it's all because of Wonka's chocolate

Off to a life of bliss

You've never had chocolate like this

No, we've never had chocolate like this

Have you ever had chocolate like this?

No, we've never had chocolate, no

We've never had chocolate like this