Don't Get Better Than This

Gather 'round

Let me tell you what happens to a person

Who's lived all the life there is to live

Well, I've ridden on the fastest roller coaster

Photo bombed a theatrical poster

But it don't get better than this

I've chased tornados, and discovered a star

That one time my mom let me drive her car

But it don't get better than this

Ohh, there's nothin' more fun

Than a hot dog that comes two for one

When you've done all that can be done

And there's no more life to live

It don't get better

Don't get better than this

It sure don't

I rode wild horses on the open plains

Did a glass blowin' class, with a guy named Wayne

But it don't get better than this

I took a peanut, I threw it up high

Caught it in my mouth, even with closed eyes

But it don't get better than this

Ohh, there's nothin' more fun

Than a hot dog that comes two for one

When you've done all that can be done

Oh-oh-oh

There's nothin' more fun

Than a hot dog that comes two for one

When you've done all that can be done

And there's no more earth to live

Don't get better

Don't get better than this