Tijuana Taxi

Down in old Tijuana town

There's this happy honkin' sound,

Something you just can't put down

It's the world renown Tijuana Taxi cab.

So, you're not impressed you say

With a beatup Chevrolet

But that driver man Jose

Knows his way around Tijuana town.

Hey, ya wanna swing (You just tell Jose)

Have yourself a fling (What-cha wanna play)

Meet some pretty thing? (Any time you say)

Livin' like a king! (Long as you can pay)

Picture post cards 'n' hot tequila

French perfume, man, from Venezuela

When you're on a Tijuana Taxi ride!

Give those bulls a great big hand,

Love that mariachi band,

But the best thing in the land

Is that hand-me-down Tijuana Taxicab

Hey, ya wanna swing (You just tell Jose)

Have yourself a fling (What-cha wanna play)

Meet some pretty thing? (Any time you say)

Livin' like a king! (Long as you can pay)

Picture post cards 'n' hot tequila

French perfume, man, from Venezuela

When you're on a Tijuana Taxi ride!

So you swing and go for broke

Not a penny in your poke

Got no cigarettes to smoke

But ya had your fling, the pretty thing

And every-thing is ring-a-ding. O-le!