I Love You, You Big Dummy

You think I'm a lame duck

I don't give a blue luck

I'm living like crazy

driven to be lazy

I blush like a tomato

pale as a chipped potato

you're a real peach

just out of reach

We're all cooking the same goose

a recipe of fiction

I stew in my own juice

in another kitchen

You think I'm a lame duck

I don't give a blue luck

I don't give two hoots

you're too big for your bossy boots