DETENTION

Stole my teacher's cigarettes

Found them in her purse

Went out during math class to

Smoke them in the girl's room

Trashcan caught on fire

And I'm not a good liar

They caught me with a lighter

Tryin' to make the fire worse

One time in gym

Stacy was getting on my nerves

(Shit, kid, you're a fucking nerd)

At least that's what I heard

So I hit her with a volleyball

Of course the teacher saw it all

But she's been such a know-it-all

And that's why I get detention

Every other day

They say I never listen, well

You say I'm going straight to hell

Didn't want to study

For our test in history

Bought a can of laxatives

For Miss Norbury

She caught me in action

She even called my parents

And she said, "You know where this ends"

And that's why I get detention

Every other day

Guess I get on their nerves, huh?

We're not always there when they say

Yeah, that's detention

For you, Miss Behave

Well, they know that they will have to call the fucking police on me