Animal

Well you piss and shit, you moan and groan

And everything in between

You make me love, you make me seethe

You make me want to scream

It's all for naught

It's what you taught

When you opened your maw

This is what I saw

Of course you do that

You are an animal

A stinky smelly dirty rat

You are an animal

A cuddly tiny whiny brat

You are an animal

You drive me nuts, you're such a klutz

You drive me up the wall

I'd rather be way up there for

Evil can come small

You sassy daffy piece of trashy

Ligaments and bones

I've heard of skeletons, meat on bodies

Zombies walking - oh

And the little monster comes

Barrelin' on in

He'll do anything for a

Little venison

Then goes to sleep

To rinse and repeat

Schedule's nice and neat

I'm at my peak

Yeah of course you are

You are an animal

A stinky smelly dirty one

You are an animal

A cuddly tiny whiny one

You are an animal

Can't count all the times

You've made me want to throw

You out of the nearest

Four-pane window

You make so angry

I'm so very angry

But I know I can't blame you

For you don't know reason

You piss and shit, you moan and groan

And everything in between

You make me love, you make me seethe

You make me want to scream

It's all for naught, it's what you taught

And when you opened you maw

I hear the bark of an animal that I can't help but

Love