Two Pina Coladas

I was feeling the blues, I was watchin' the news

When this fella came on the TV

He said, "I'm tellin' you that science has proven

That heartaches are healed by the sea

But that got me goin', without even knowin'

And I packed right up and drove down

Now I'm on a roll, and I swear to my soul

Tonight, I'm gonna paint this town

So bring me two piña coladas

I want one for each hand

Let's set sail with Captain Morgan

Oh, and never leave dry land

Hey, troubles I forgot 'em

I buried 'em in the sand

So bring me two piña coladas

She said goodbye to her good timin' man (goodbye)

Oh, now I've gotta say that the wind and the waves

And the moon winkin' down at me

Eases my mind, by leavin' behind

The heartaches that love often brings

Now I've got a smile that goes on for miles

With no inclination to roam

And I've gotta say that I think I've gotta stay

'Cause this is feelin' more and more like home

So bring me two piña coladas

I gotta have one for each hand

Let's set sail with Captain Morgan

Oh, we'll never leave dry land

Hey, troubles I forgot 'em

I buried 'em in the sand

So bring me two piña coladas

She said goodbye to her good timin' man

Bring, bring (I'm taking it with me this time)

Bring me two piña coladas (yeah, I want)

One for each hand

Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan

Oh, and never leave dry land (those troubles, I forgot 'em)

Troubles, I forgot 'em (I buried 'em in the sand)

I buried 'em in the sand

So bring me two piña coladas

And say hello to her good timin' man

Bring me two piña coladas (whoo)

I gotta have one for each hand

Let's all set sail with Captain Morgan

And we will never leave dry land