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He said he came from Barcelona, foreskin feta, organzola
I said:
What you doin' up me muff? Gerrit up me arse, you poof!
Don't forget yer coat- I'll catch a buzz
Got myself a pink vibrator, Dual control and lubricator
Multi-facet agitator with external stimulator
A big dick plastic fuckstick Romeo
HE is not possessive; he won't wet the bed
No need for contraceptives,
He won't mind me spider's legs
Got myself a new vibrator, Ten-speed, power clitivator
Ribbed rotator, soft pulsator, good for now and great fer later
A big dick plastic fuckstick Romeo
No need to clean its undies,
No need to watch me weight
I'll squeeze you in on Monday
If you're made of chocolate and your cock vibrates
Got myself a new vibrator, Goodbye dirty Spanish waiter
No more smelly genitalia, no more pissed erection failures
A big dick plastic fuckstick Romeo
Where I've got a wide-on, and me fairy hammock's wet
There's something to ride on
It won't get fat and bald, or shag her next door, or be watching porn instead