Mairzy Doats

I know a ditty nutty as a fruitcake

Goofy as a goon and silly as a loon

Some call it pretty, others call it crazy

But they all sing this tune

Mares eat oats and does eat oats

And little lambs eat ivy

A kiddley-divey too

Wouldn't you?

Mares eat oats and does eat oats

And little lambs eat ivy

A kiddley-divey too

Wouldn't you?

If the words sound queer

And funny to your ear

A little bit jumbled and jivey

Sing mares eat oats and does eat oats

And little lambs eat ivy

Mares eat oats and does eat oats

And little lambs eat ivy

A kiddley-divey too

Wouldn't you?

A kiddley-divey too

Wouldn't you?