Canned Laughter

(Canned laughter)

Rings in my ears the morning after

(Canned laughter)

We're canned, save for big disaster

Spreads around the room like a tumor

I'm not exactly in the humor

I wish you'd came just one joke sooner

Then I'd have to laugh

(Canned laughter) Whoa-oh-oh

I can't crack up and I don't have to

(Canned laughter) Whoa-oh-oh

I'm not too canned to fall in after

Can't disguise the actual gloom, but

You can do nothin' but consume

Until there isn't any room for

Anything worthwhile

Canned laughter, ooh-ooh

Canned laughter, ooh-ooh

Canned laughter, ooh-ooh

(Canned laughter) Whoa-oh-oh

Still echoing in the rafters

(Canned laughter) Whoa-oh-oh

I hang over a morning after

Can't disguise the way you feel

You see the razor blade and the reel

It don't do nothin' to conceal that

You're not having fun

(Canned laughter) Whoa-oh-oh

Rings in my ears the morning after

(Canned laughter) Whoa-oh-oh

Don't laugh, baby, you don't have to

I can do without the rumor (Hey)

I'm not exactly in the humor

It feels like a malignant tumor

Growin' in my heart

Canned laughter, ooh-ooh

Canned laughter, ooh-ooh

Canned laughter, ooh-ooh

Canned laughter