Dynamic Duo 2

(Aw yeah, Chris)

I'm mad as hell, the weed man just shorted my weed

I was tryna get all buds, this nigga gave me seeds

I just scammed a basketball player named Abdul Kareem

Popped a nigga outside the Walmart and fleed the scene

I'm finna do donuts in a Scat, Krispy Kreme

I just scammed a nigga who sell donuts at Krispy Kreme

I'm finna respond to this bitch DM, she wanna have sex with me

I just bought a Louis fanny pack as an accessory

We 'bout to go and fuck this bitch together, her name Destiny

I'm finna go and kill one of my opps and catch a felony

And I scammed a Spanish ass nigga, he was Mexican

I'm finna go to jail, I just ran over a pedestrian

Robbed my little cousin 'cause I found out he bisexual

And I sold a 12 year-old kid a weed edible

I just slapped the fuck out of a nigga with freckles

I just fucked a bitch, then I bought her a pickle

I just fucked a bitch and I paid her with nickels

She kept sucking my dick after I came and it tickled

I just fucked an ugly ass bitch named Aquanetta

Just saw one of my opps in a 2003 Jetta

I just beat the fuck out of a nigga and he had eczema

I just caught a nigga re-rocking his old prom sneakers

I just caught a nigga with some old beat Balenciaga Arenas

They wouldn't let me perform my song, so I shot up the arena

You can keep the indica 'cause I'm smoking on sativa

You can keep that black bitch 'cause I'm fucking on Samantha

I just found out one of my old hoes got cancer

I just scammed a bitch online and she got cancer

Took a Mexican bitch out to eat, she wanted anchovies

I just scammed an African ass nigga, he got ebola

You just fucked a dirty ass bitch and got ebola

I just saw a bum ass bitch with Adidas Samoa

I just slapped the fuck out my cousin and took his toaster strudel

And punched my little brother in the jaw and took his ramen noodles

I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating ramen noodles

I heard you broke as hell, in the crib eating Pizza Rolls

Now I'm finna hit bitcoin on Cedar Grove

Then go and punch me a nice hotel on Lincoln Road

This bitch irritating, keep asking for edge control

And she suck my dick when I was driving, I lost control

I had a hundred methods in that bitch, how I lose my phone?

I'm mad as hell my method stopped working, I gotta pay for clothes

My bitch still ain't never let me fuck, I'm tryna find some hoes

My pop still ain't pay me for weed, I'm 'bout to steal his bowl

I just scammed a single parent mother for some Enfamil

Just got over on a nigga and sold him a Benadryl

I just got a credit card (in who name?) Auntie Melissa

Bubble Gum Cookie, bitch, I'm smoking Bubblicious

I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Russel Simmons

I ain't wanna fuck that bitch 'cause she look like Katt Williams

Scammed a bald head nigga with cancer, he look like Chauncey Billups

Shaved my hair bald, now I look like Chauncey Billups

He tried to rob me with a two-two, it was a Dillinger

Then I reached in my pocket and stabbed him with a screwdriver

Now I'm finna steal a nigga car, with hangers and wires

I just scammed a gospel ass nigga, he sing in a choir

And I found out my man snitched, I think he Tekashi

And I fucked a bitch with twenty kids, I think it's Dashiki

I just made a ratchet ass fan suck my little cousin weewee

I just stole some nachos and some chips from the ice cream truck

Now I'm finna get a CPN and buy an ice cream truck

Almost went to jail for selling weed out the ice cream truck

Almost went to jail for selling crack out a U-Haul truck

My mama moved again, I gotta keep punching U-Haul trucks

My daddy snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white truck

My cousin snitched on me, now I gotta shoot up his white van

I just got approached in the mall by a white fan

Had my hoodie on and got shot up by a white man

Fucked my girlfriend and put some money on her nightstand

Couldn't find no T194 so I popped a Xan

Couldn't find no fire ass weed, so I smoked a Black

Couldn't find no other drugs around, so now I'm smoking crack

And I Karo'd the nigga juice with some antifreeze

And I wore my Moncler outside when it was a hundred degrees

I just fucked a smart ass bitch with a master's degree

I just fucked a broke ass bitch and she asked for three dollars

Three broke niggas over there, that's about three burgers

He was short on a cigarette, he had one quarter

It cost fifty to get a cigarette, he had twenty-five cents

It cost a hundred to pay her water bill, she had twenty-five dollars

It cost twenty to get a one-seven, he had fifteen dollars

It cost thirty to get a haircut, Teejay still ain't got one

You know I scammed all my barbers, I can't even get one

Bro, your shit looking trife, you gotta go and get one

He went to jail for an hour and turned into a Froot Loop

I just saw a crackhead tryna fuck a raccoon

I just tried to hang myself in the bathroom

'Cause I had a dream they deleted my YouTube

Had to beat a nigga in his stomach with an umbrella

I'm mad as hell, my flight got delayed by Delta

Me and Quon had a show to go to out in Phoenix

Just got an opp address, and he stay in Vegas

Couple days later, they had his funeral in Las Vegas

He wasn't even from the hood, he was from Las Vegas

Finna knock a nigga out and go viral on WorldStar

What you got on the weed? He said he got the cigar

If the opps in this party, then everybody shot

Caught with stolen credit cards and they put me on a box

Everybody say they fuckin' with the iPhones, they lyin'

I just punched my grandma bills and all her hospital fines

He tried to slide at the mall, all his pieces was declined

Wearing them old ass 'fits he had since 2009

'Bout time you junked that old car, nigga, it was overheating

I'm off a four of Hi-Tech, I'm bout to be so sleepy

She was off her period, I told her, "Open legs now"

Treat your bitch like a dog and I told her, "Sit down"

The opps had a funeral, dig up the casket in the ground

Riding in a Hellcat, you in a box, old town

Walmart know my face, they keep saying, "Turn around"

I just went to Verizon, got approved zero down

Yeah, I seen you in there too, but you had a high deposit

Please hit my DM for SunTrust deposits

He tryna run off with the cheese, he just keep duckin' and dodgin'

But I got his address, so I'ma keep on sliding

My mama ran off with some cheese, I'm 'bout to go blow up her house

This shit really surprise me, niggas keep runnin' they mouth