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Alright guys, this next one's gonna be a little...
Weird, Weird, Weird
Why are you weird?
Why'd you make this song about me?
My name's Daisy, but I go by Lady
You should know me by my cherry
Okay, now you better feed me
If you know me then you know that
Chicken, kibble, even souffle
All that please me
Now, gimme gimme gimme gimme mmm
He's a little baby
He's a little bit uh crazy
Doesn't like to walk at night
Cause it's a little scary
The other is a little bit too hairy
I'ma just play with my snuggle puppy
Any chance they give me
Humans they be acting lil freaky
Gimme sleepy pills
Put me on a plane
What the hell?
I don't even care
I'ma dig my way up outta here
Up from the streets
Then I was a service dog
I done it all
Too many creeps
Ain't gonna fetch yo ball
Or even let you touch me at all
Yeah
I'm a doggy I'ma dozy
On my couch I'ma cozy
Barking at the mailman,
He don't even know me
Don't you dare pick me up
You might throw me
Okay
Now my favorite humans came to play
But I feel crazed
Might just hit the stage
With my toe beans I'm the Lade
Found me a fit to slay
But I don't even like wearing anything
Lady, what the hell?
Uh, pretend you didn't see anything
Um, well, okay, this is awkward
This is all
Just a figment of your imagination
I hope that you enjoyed it
Because you'll never see me say these things again