Drop Dead, Little Darlin'

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead

Fall asleep smokin' cigarettes in bed

Try to stop a locomotive with your head

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead

I think that our marriage is shaky

'Cause lately you're not actin' sweet

When I leave for work, you go berserk

And start screamin' at me down the street

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead

Fall asleep smokin' cigarettes in bed

Try to stop a locomotive with your head

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead

Yesterday it was my birthday

I sure got a lump in my throat

But I swallowed hard when I saw your card

'Cause these were the words that you wrote

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead

Fall asleep smokin' cigarettes in bed

Try to stop a locomotive with your head

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead

You bought me a cute little parrot

You taught him to talk right away

But I wrang his neck, I had to by heck

'Cause here's what you taught him to say

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead

Fall asleep smokin' cigarettes in bed

Try to stop a locomotive with your head

Drop dead, little darlin', drop dead