Heather Says

Heather says that each of us

Here is allowed just one friend

And just one friend alone

That's what best friends are for

Heather says that any among us

Who think that it's better

To have three or four

Better change your mind

That's what she says

Heather does bad things in class

But she never, no never gets blamed

And I wager already this week

About fifteen more kids have been framed

And of course one would never

Dare tell on dear Heather

Dear Heather

And Heather says not a soul in the whole

Of the fourth grade class

Can jump near as high

Or can run as fast

I suspect someone could

But I can't deny

Heather must win

So we never try

The challenge appears on her lips

With a grin

And she gives us that look

That says Heather must win

And we do what Heather says

Heather makes fun of the kid

With the mole and the extra large ears

And she's not satisfied

Till he's screaming and redden in tears

And of course one would never

Dare tell on dear Heather

Sweet Heather

Heather must be first in hopscotch

And when we play tag she is it

Soon things will change

'Cause the kids,'specially Margaret

Are sick of it

And even I myself think that it's cruel

That everything Heather says goes at our school

Everything Heather says goes at our school