Little Bitch

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If you ever hear a noise in the night

Your body starts to sweat

It shakes and shivers with fright

You go to sleep with your mother, she hates your guts

She knows that you love her, so she holds you tight

All through the night into the broad daylight

And when she doesn't come home, you gotta sleep alone

Then you wet your bed and I think that's sad

For a girl of 19, that's more than sad, it's obscene

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Your girlfriend's sweet, a little 17

She got the layered hair and the flared jeans

You know what that means? She's just a little queen

She shares your London flat

She thinks that London's where it's at

Although it stinks, and when it rains, you wear your hat

And your plum colored pvc wet-look maxi mac

You tie your ginger hair back in a bun

You're the ugliest creature under the sun

1, 2, go!

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And you think its about time that you die

And I agree, so you decide on suicide

You try, but you never quite carry it off

You only wanted to die in order to show off

And if you think you're gonna bleed all over me

You're even wronger than you'd normally be

And the only thing you wanna see are kitch

The only thing you wanna be is rich

Your little pink up-pointed nose begins twitch

I know you, know you're just a little bitch!

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