Model Citizen

I get so shameless when I drink

Some days wish I was nameless, let me be

My momma thinks I'm famous 'cause I go sing

In front of drunken assholes just like me

I'm a model citizen, don't do a lot of listening

I'm a model citizen, tell your sister bring some friends

I'm a model citizen, if it's like I'm breaking in

I'm a model citizen, don't ask me if I'm drunk again

I'm a model citizen

I'm a be a rapper, not gon' grab me a brand-new car and a chauffeur

I'm hungover, cussin' out the hotel sound

'Cause a motherfuckin' breakfast is over there

Podcast manager, I ain't stoppin' nothin' sweetie

'Cause I ain't done throwin' this fit

And when I'm leavin' how the sign say, stay off the grass

Bet I walk all over that shit at the Walmart lift

Show me to the self-checkout, step aside and just watch how I move on 'em

Take the chicken thigh tag and the ribeye tag

Just swipe 'em and run it right through on 'em

I'm confused though, I know I told my neighbor to keep up with his dumbass past

So I'm gon' put a little antifreeze over these sardines

And we gon' see if she ever come back, she ain't never comin' back

My momma thinks I'm famous 'cause I go sing

In front of drunken assholes just like me

I'm a model citizen, don't do a lot of listening

I'm a model citizen, tell your sister bring some friends

I'm a model citizen, if it's like I'm breaking in

I'm a model citizen, don't ask me if I'm drunk again

I'm a model citizen

Sports caught from the goodwill, but I ain't thrift store

Pimpin' in the ditch like Macklemore, I bought a couple size bigger

So I can stick liquor in that motherfucker, run out the package store

I'm back and forth with my P.O. about this CBD shit

I told him we just keep it secret, he said you still gotta pay

So I spend all day at the pawn shop livin' Blu-ray, DVD shit

7-Eleven, I'm an EBT shit my baby need Cheetos and this beef jerky

Bitch Mind your business, you too much like a witness

I don't like, nobody, wanna research me, bitch

To come up is real, runnin' out on the bill

With that last bite, chewin' in my mouth right

Now Notifyin' PayPal that I ain't get a shit

Bid When I'm sittin' on the new couch in my house right now, motherfucker

I'm shameless when I drink

Some days wish I was nameless, let me be

My mama thinks I'm famous 'cause I go sing

In front of drunken assholes just like me

I'm a model citizen, don't do a lot of listening

I'm a model citizen, tell your sister bring some friends

I'm a model citizen, if it's like I'm breaking in

I'm a model citizen, don't ask me if I'm drunk again

I'm a model citizen