If Good Times Were Dollars

Promise me

You won't stay out of trouble

And I'll swear to you

I'll always have a couple of

Bad ideas

And whiskey cokes

Waiting for you with

A Dirty joke

Wear all your flaws if you come by 'em honest

Go out and get what you want if you want it

But promise me

If you don't do anything else

You'll follow your feelings

And love like you mean it

Live for the moment

And laugh for no reason

All that we have is already enough

If good times were dollars

We'd have a million bucks

Promise me

You'll bring your ukulele

And we can sing

Dude Looks Like a Lady

With pizza boxes

On the couch

Stay up all night and

Laugh about how

If we got paid

For having fun

And good times were dollars

We'd have a million bucks

Follow your feelings

And love like you mean it

Live for the moment

And laugh for no reason

All that we have is already enough

If good times were dollars

We'd have a million bucks