You Only Want Me 'cause You Want My Sister

You pulled up at the house at half past seven

In your '69 Impala, you shook hands with my father

And we stopped off at the drug store by the drive-in

For some Trojans and a six-pack, but still your eyes

Kept wandering back to her

It's always her

So let's get one thing straightened out here, sir

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If you think you're seeing double, let me save you some trouble

This ain't no two-for-one bargain here mister

'Cause I'm much more than just my side

Had enough of two-timing guys who only want me

'Cause they want my sister

My eyes are just as blue as her's

My hair is just as fine, and that tattoo on her lower back's

Exactly just like mine

But if you look beneath the surface

We're as different as can be

'Cause there's just one heart that beats for you and

That heart belongs to me and not to her

It's always her

So let's get one thing straight if I'm your girl

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Hoo-ooh

And if tomorrow you should die my sister would not bat an eye

She doesn't even know your name

She's going with some other guy

As long as she is still around I'll always have a trace of doubt

I need to know your love is real, but how?

We're all dressed up, the flowers sure are pretty

Mother pays her last respects I look around, no one suspects that it was me

I put some Drain-O in her coffee

Now that she is underground I'll know that you're not hanging

'Round for her, not for her

Now I know your love is true for sure

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It pains my heart to think of her a rotting

Stinking, maggot-infested, bloated and pus-oozing corpse that I leave her

You can't imagine just how much I miss her

But now I know you want me, not my sister