Your Guess Is As Good As Mine

What color is your army? Is it red or is it green?

Is it full of fundamentalists with loaded magazines?

Or are you preaching charity from fancy limousines?

I've lost the plot

What color is your flag today? It changes every year

Does it stand for cornucopia or politics of fear?

'Cos I'm gun shy, gun shy, gun shy

And I've lost the plot

What's a Holy War and who's keepin' score?

Isn't God your own invention? My mind's made up

I'm gonna keep my head down, buried in the sand

Your guess is as good as mine

What color is your party? Is it black or is it blue?

I've bought your manifestos but I'm still without a clue

You're asking me to cast a vote of confidence in you-

I've lost the plot

There's a party on the left, there's a party on the right

And I've got my invitation but the food's all cold

And the band's too old, they're just not playin' my kind of music

Play on, your guess is as good as mine