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Sergeant Steve could barely read
He would take the children down
Throw them all about the ground
And make them bleed
Then Sergeant Steve would sing a song of victory
Wipe some snot off on his sleeve
And say goodbye to the clown
He would pray twice every day
He would not tolerate the gay
Oh, oh, oh
I'm alright
I feel that I'm coming around
Sergeant Steve met all his needs
He would weed out the impure
He would guard our sacred shores
From the threat, from the blue ones
Though he'd beat them once before
He had a feeling not very sure
That they were back, poised for attack
So he slit his throat for fear
He heard their footsteps, they were here, and
Oh, oh, oh
I'm alright
I feel that I'm coming around