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Paper or plastic?
Presents itself as a decision with an obvious answer
You pick paper 'cause the plastic will end up in the ocean giving a whale cancer
But did you know that the paper in this bag is made from the prickly peckerwood tree
Which happens to be the residency of the dwarf winged beaver bee
And when the dwarf winged beaver bees no longer have homes in which to go
Then I think you should know that they've been known to reconstruct their hives
Right inside of those same whale's blowholes
So you can weigh all these factors before you choose to decide
But either way know this
(A whale is gonna die)
No matter what you choose (a whale is gonna die)
No matter what you do (a whale is gonna die)
Dine in or take out?
An inconsequential question at the fast food restaurant
So you take it to go, then on the way home
You know you start to smelling those french fries
So you reach in the bag and take your eyes off the road
And drive straight off a bridge and who knows what's in the water below
So you should've dined in
But if you dined in you decide to shake salt on those fries
With the shaker that the previous guy coughed on
And then you rub your eyes, oh no
The next morning you wake up with a wicked face itch
You drive to urgent care, your eyes swelled shut
Then you drive off the very same bridge from when you didn't dine in
And did I mention both times you hit a whale
(A whale is gonna die)
No matter what you choose (a whale is gonna die)
No matter what you do (a whale is gonna die)
It's gonna be okay, except in the case you're a whale
(A whale is gonna die)