If I Was A Man

At the park the other day

We ran into Father Jay

He saw you holding a bouquet

But you said it wasn't from me

Met your parents but again

You begged me to pretend

So I became your straight best friend

And stayed unseen

I know you're just afraid

Maybe I'm too much

Or maybe I'm just not enough

But if I was a man,

Would you hold my hand

And not rip it away when people see

If I was a man,

Would they say it's God's plan

Maybe they would love the love of you and me

Another week at Sunday mass

Wondering how long we can last

In this closet of stained glass

I know you're just afraid

Maybe I'm too much

Or maybe I'm just not enough

But if I was a man,

Would you hold my hand

And not rip it away when people see

If I was a man,

Would they say it's God's plan

Maybe they would love the love of you and me

It's like, do I even exist

Do I even exist

Oh, every time we kiss

I wish it didn't have to be like this

It's like, do I even exist

Do I even exist

Do I even exist

Do I even ex-

Cause if I was a man,

You would hold my hand

And not rip it away when people see

If I was a man,

They would say it's God's plan

I know they would love the love of you and me