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I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store today
He was standing at the front door giving candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How's Santa gonna get here with this rising population?
He said, "I talked to the North Pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear old Santa has got something up his sleeve"
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my ear
He said, "Now don't you dare repeat a single word of this you hear"
He said, "Bossman's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're looking long and lean
It's the fastest, highest flying winter wonderland machine"
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
It's got a heater in the floorboards 'cause he's getting old, you know
And a windshield with a wiper should he happen on some snow
Landing lights, red and white, all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he's falling from the sky
He's got a king sized toy van, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
The only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is hey, he might be here just long before the children get to sleep
He said, "My bossman's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're looking long and lean
It's the fastest, highest flying winter wonderland machine"
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh
Well, I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh