My Funny Valentine (Vocal)

My funny valentine

Sweet, comic valentine

You make me smile with my heart

Your looks are laughable, unphotographable

Yet you're my favourite work of art

Is your figure less than great?

Is your mouth a little weak

When you open it to speak?

Are you smart?

But don't change a hair for me

Not if you care for me

Stay, little valentine

Stay

Each day is Valentine's Day