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You know we can't just ignore a curse
A curse?
A billion knitters know that it's real
I know you think this is going to go
From bad to worse
What curse?
Picture us in the back of a hearse
And this sweater's at the wheel!
It's superstition
Hocus-pocus science fiction
Tell me!
It's too terrible frightful and ghastly!
Why'd you ask me?
Mock-turtleneck affliction!
Pull-Over invocation!
Norwegian incantation!
A whoo hoo hoo!
This is The Sweater Curse!
Let's put this in reverse
A whoo hoo hoo!
This is The Sweater Curse
A whoo hoo hoo!
The Sweater Curse
But who knows where it lurks?
A whoo hoo hoo!
This is The Sweater Curse
Ready or not
Hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo!
Hoo hoo hoo!
I can feel it
The darkness surrounding us
The weakest always go first
Curse this damn sweater curse!
Charlotte, my love, what is this curse?
It's a crazy story someone one made up
That if you knit your lover or other a sweater
Like this
That you'll fight
Really fight!
And he will leave you!
What is this voodoo?
Charlotte, can it make me leave you?
It's too harrowing and painful to think of
So don't, love!
Cable knit conjuration!
Camisole ruination!
Drop shoulder visitation!
Oh, no, no, no!
We're in The Sweater Curse!
This is the f-ing worst
Oh, no, no, no!
We're in The Sweater Curse
Oh, no, no, no!
We're in The Sweater Curse
And someone will get hurt
Inside The Sweater Curse
Oh, no, no, no!
Stop the song!
Stop it!