My Man

Homer wrote this!

Hello?

Who is this?

Who you wanna speak to?

You?

Wait, hold on, what, who, what is it?

My name is Quan!

Ok my name is Stephanie!

I was going through my old man's phone

Just a few minutes ago

Cause see I got the code and

And what ya find?

I came across all these text messages

From this number

Talkin' back and for with him and

Alright then?

I gather in the text messages that

You and him been having relations

But I'm here to tell you that I'm his wife!

And?

And that's gonna stop right now!

I know you don't understand but listen!

If you ever get a husband

Maybe you will understand

Mmm really?

Ten years, 2 kids, a family

Is what I gave this man!

That has nothing to do with me!

You can lose his number

That's what you better do!

Oh really?

I ain't too old to get in my car and pull up on you!

Girl you better go on!

I know this here, is just something for you to do

I'm not trying to hear nothin right now!

I got too much invested

And I don't mind getting' arrested!

Call the police then!

He may be your play thing

But this is my man!

No he's my man!

I ain't lettin him go that easy

I ain't sharing

Trust me you don't have to worry about sharing!

He may be your play thing

Ooh

But this is my man

Girl you done fooled ya self

I ain't lettin him go that easy

Is that right

I ain't sharing

Hold on

Let me put you on the speaker phone

So I can talk to you!

No disrespect but who you talking to

I'm talkin' to you!

If you had your thing together