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Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly
WAKE UP TIMMY, WHAT IF THERE'S A MONSTER!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear
Lucky for you, I got a
SAFETY TORCH!
Put it on your porch, it's a
SAFETY PORCH!
Put it in the hallway
SAFETY TORCH!
Scare the monsters away
SAFETY TORCH!
That'll be 50 bucks
But my house is on fire
Shhh
Tim Tim, things are looking grim grim,
But lucky for you you,
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!
SAFETY WATER!
Put it in a bucket
SAFETY WATER!
Pour it on the fire!
SAFETY WATER!
Maybe make a bubble bath!
SAFETY WATER!
First one's on the house
Ha ha ha. I see what you did there. First one's on the house
Ha ha ha, yeah
Just the first one though, but it took quite a few, so those, plus all the safety torches
No!
So that'll be... let's just call it... 500 bucks
I don't have 500 bucks!
Oh, that's fine. I'll bill your parents
NO!
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep. Have a good night
My parents are gonna kill me