Oops!
I broke the bank
Again
I promised myself I would save
But have you seen those shoes?
It's your Kenyan girl RIIYA
Swipe
I got my salary, I made a master plan
To save fifty percent like a serious man
I opened a savings account, locked it with a key
I said, "This money is for the future me."
But then I walked past the mall, just to take a look
And temptation read me like an open book
"Do not eat the egg that will become a chicken," (Wise words!)
But I am hungry now, and the plot is thicken-ing
I saw a dress, it was calling my name
"Riiya, buy me, don't have any shame!"
My discipline melted like ice in the sun
I swiped the card, and the damage was done
The mind is willing (Save!)
The flesh is weak (Spend!)
I have an allergy to money
I cannot keep it
It slips away!
(Slip!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Spending is easy!
(Lemon Squeezy!)
Spending is easy!
(Lemon Squeezy!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
I will start next month!
(Next month!)
I will start next month!
(Next month!)
YOLO! (You Only Live Once!)
YOLO! (You Only Live Once!)
Enjoyment!
Enjoyment!
Kula pesa! (Eat money!)
My financial advisor is crying on the phone
"Riiya, you are building your house on a loan!"
But I tell him, "Sir, life is for the living,"
My love language is gift receiving and giving!
"The appetite comes while you are eating the food," (Tasty!)
Once I start spending, I am in the mood
They say "Save for a rainy day," be wise
But it is sunny today, look at the skies!
"The eye is bigger than the belly," it is true, (Greedy!)
I want everything: the red, the green, and the blue
Niko na plans, but the sale is on
Before I know it, the balance is gone
The mind is willing (Save!)
The flesh is weak (Spend!)
I have an allergy to money
I cannot keep it
It slips away!
(Slip!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Spending is easy!
(Lemon Squeezy!)
Spending is easy!
(Lemon Squeezy!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
I will start next month!
(Next month!)
I will start next month!
(Next month!)
(Swipe left!)
(Swipe right!)
(Insert chip!)
(Remove card!)
(Approved!)
(Approved!)
(Oh no, Declined!)
(Try again!)
(Try again!)
Dear Future Me
I am sorry
I spent your retirement
On pizza
And shoes
But I looked good doing it
Forgive me
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Spending is easy!
(Lemon Squeezy!)
Spending is easy!
(Lemon Squeezy!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
Saving Money is Too Hard!
(Swipe! Swipe!)
I will start next month!
(Next month!)
I will start next month!
(Next month!)
It's your Kenyan girl RIIYA
Total amount
Oh my god
Run!