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Owwww
Call me Professor Pussy, and this class is in session (Yeah)
First lesson on the syllabus is how to make an impression (Listen up)
This ain't no entry-level, boy, this is the Dean's list
Did a case study on your man, and he's my biggest fan, you seen this (Hehehe)
I'm talkin' magna cum laude, I'm the head of the department
Gotta have a high GPA to even get inside my apartment (Facts)
I'll give this dick an F if he ain't givin' me his best
This is a final exam, boy, you better pass the test (Owwww)
Spit on it, grip on it, make that thing flip on me
Now look me in my eyes while you're goin' down on me (Uh-huh)
Start it from the front, then you take it to the back (To the back)
Lick it 'til it's numb, then you make that kitty clap (Brrrr)
Yeah, this pussy's got a PhD, a master's and a B.A. (Degree)
A certified expert, you can ask the whole damn world 'bout me (Okurrr)
I got a full-ride scholarship to sit on his face
An endowed chair in his bedroom, yeah, I own the whole damn place
He's my little intern, and his internship's on his knees
He's workin' overtime 'cause he's just desperate to please (He beggin)
This ain't a water park, but you can slip and you can slide
Just bring a bucket and a mop before you even step inside
Put that thang in sport, he a pro-level athlete
He eatin' this five-course meal, then he rubbin' on my feet, what
Spit on it, grip on it, make that thing flip on me
Now look me in my eyes while you're goin' down on me (Uh-huh)
Start it from the front, then you take it to the back (To the back)
Lick it 'til it's numb, then you make that kitty clap (Brrrr)
Yeah, this pussy's got a PhD, a master's and a B.A. (Degree)
A certified expert, you can ask the whole damn world 'bout me (Okurrr)
Now let's break it down, a little one-on-one tutorial (Shhh)
This ain't a eulogy, but this pussy is memorial
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Ahhh)
Make a bitch feel like he's puttin' a whole damn child in me
This ain't a snack, baby boy, this a whole damn buffet