That Darling Still of Mine

Got a business, what a business

I can't advertise a line

'Cause I'm doin' illegal brewin'

With that darlin' still of mine

Revenuers, local brewers

Try to find it all the time

But I dodge 'em by camouflagin'

That old darlin' still of mine

There's a highway service station

And it's mine from ground to roof

From the pumps, guess what they're pumpin'

Yep, that's right, it's 90 proof

Got a milk route (Got a milk route)

What a milk route (What a milk route)

A thousand customers or more

There's no cow juice like that cow juice

I deliver to their door

Revenuers, local brewers

Try to find it all the time

But I dodge 'em by camouflagin'

That old darlin' still of mine

In the summer I'm a plumber

I fix your pipes and when I do

Turn on the water, you'll get an order

Of that good ole mountain dew

I'm a baker (I'm a baker), a cakemaker (A cakemaker)

People on the wagon come

For my plum cake, it's really rum cake

Now aren't I the sneaky one?

There's a new ship, they just launched it

With a big hole in her prow

You can guess what was in that bottle

That they broke across her bow

Revenuers, local brewers

Try to find it all the time

But I dodge 'em by camouflagin'

That old darlin' still of mine