If Love Was a Plane

She's 98 lbs. workin' down at the Dairy Queen

With an Oval V home perm and braces

And he's long haired no job and just 19

They've got a baby on the way and

They're off to the races

In love, look at 'em go

Now what in the world, could go wrong

Don't tell them the odds

It's best they don't know

If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

At the ivy, at lunchtime, in Beverly Hills

The paparazzi are gathered outside

'Cause an actor and an actress are havin' lunch

And according to Extra and Entertainment Tonight

They're in love, look at 'em go

Now what in the world could go wrong

Don't tell them the odds

It's best they don't know

If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

Imagine now the pilots voice, on the intercom

Right before we leave the ground

Saying folks thanks, for flying with us

But there's a six in ten chance we're goin' down

But that's the strangest thing about this emotion

Even knowing our chances are small

We line up at the gate with our tickets

Thinking somehow were different, I mean after all

We're in love, look at us go

Now what in the world could go wrong

To hell with the odds, we'd rather not know

If love was a plane, nobody'd get on

Yeah if love was a plane, nobody'd get on