I Never Met A Wolf Who Didn't Love To Howl

Hey Korea, let the bugle blow

I'm here to bring some comfort to the USO

I understand war and the plans it deserves

I've been fighting off wolves since I first grew curves

In Hollywood, the enemy are all on the take

But they give themselves away with all the growls they make

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

Every casting department's full of love landmines

But I never let them trample over my front lines (Yeah)

I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl

You never know where a wolf might crouch

But his natural habitat's the casting couch

So take lots of pictures of the wildlife

To tell the wolf you could share with his wife

The hunter gets captured by the game

Then Leo the Lion will be roaring your name

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

If your face and figure are whistle bait

Honey, you'll have the keys to the studio gate

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl

Yeah, I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl

No, I never met a man who wasn't on the prowl

All you G.I. wolves give me an idea

Tell Hollywood I'm staying in Korea

I never met a wolf who didn't love to howl