Since You've Been Gone

Since you've been gone

Well, I feel like I've been chewing on tinfoil

Since you've been gone (Since you've been gone)

If like I got a great big mouthful of cod liver oil

Oh well, I'm feelin like I stuck my hand

Inside a blender and turned it on

You know, I've been in a buttload of pain

Since you've been gone

(Well, since you been gone)

(Since you've been gone)

I couldn't feel any worse if you dropped

A two ton bowling ball on my toes

(Since you've been gone)

It couldn't hurt any more if you shoved

A red-hot cactus up my nose

Since you've been gone

Well, it feels like I'm getting tetnus shots every day

(Shots every day)

Since you've been gone

It's like I've got an ice cream headache that won't go away

(Won't go away)

Ever since the day you left me

I've been so miserable, my dear

I feel almost as bad as I did

When you were still here