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Attention please! The virgin now struggling on platform two is for
Patting, petting, kissing and cuddling, but will stop short at
Anything approaching sin, desire
Lust and all stations to immorality
You wanna bet? I'll lay you ten to one!
My mother said I never should
Play with the young men in the wood
If I did, she would say
"Naughty little girl to disobey!"
Stop it!
I'm a typically English rosebud
Born of typically English stock
With a typically Anglo-Saxon family tree
You can tell, can't you?
I received my education
In a typically English way
At a typically English girls' academy
I went to Brixton Boys' School meself!
I play typically English tennis
At a typically English club
With a typically English feeling for fair play
I eat typically English crumpets
With my typically English tea
At the end of every typically English day
That's funny, we eat fish and chips!
Father is a typically English colonel
Oh, you can see him, can't you?
Home is a typically English county town
Somewhere near Aldershot!
Mummy and I play typically English patience
While the typically English rain is pouring down
We've a typically English bulldog
Who likes typically English walks
Past the typically English trees upon the heath
Take your time, Rover!
And if anyone asks me how I like
This typically English life
I am fed up to my typically English teeth
My mother said I never should
Play with the girlies in the wood
If I did, she would say
"They'll only end up in the family way"
When I go to typically English dances
Mummy gives me typically sound advice
How to cope with typically coarse advances
Though I've got to confess I find them rather nice
Stay there!
In the typically English summer