Sounds While Selling

Good day, madam. May I help you?

Good day, madam. May I help you?

Good day, madam. May I help you?

I would like to see a...

...face like yours...

...cracked...

...but we carry...

Do you have a cream for...

...cherry red...

...skin?

Oh, I see what you mean!

You will look enchanting...

...dried...

...lips.

...glamorous as Garbo...

...big...

...mouth.

I would recommend a...

...bath...

...today.

On sale, did you say?

Put a little lipstick...

...on your nose...

...twice.

Morning and evening.

And a little brush for...

...combing my...

...teeth!

...absolutely!

Wrap it up and send it!

Thank you so much!

Is there something else before you go?

Yes...

What have I forgotten?

I know there was something else

What could it be?

Something unimportant

Something for my husband

Really doesn't matter

Let's get back to me!

I could also use a...

...bottle of...

...hair.

We have a splendid...

Here's an inexpensive perfume called...

...rat.

I've never used one.

If you want to clip your...

...earlobes...

You may want to dye your...

...hangnails...

Dab a little on your...

...husband's face.

Won't he be surprised!

I would like an eyebrow...

...under my...

...chin.

There's an idea...

Madam, I am filled with...

...very soft...

...soap.

That should do it

Wrap it up and charge it!

Thank you so much!