Is-n't it rich?
Are we a pair?
Me here at last on the ground, you in mid-air
Send in the clowns
Is-n't it bliss?
Don't you approve?
One who keeps tearing around, one who can't move
Where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Just when I'd stopped opening doors
Finally knowing the one that I wanted was yours
Making my entrance again with my usual flair
Sure of my lines
No one is there
Don't you love farce?
My fault, I fear
I thought that you'd want what I want. Sorry, my dear
But where are the clowns?
Send in the clowns
Don't bother, they're here
Is-n't it rich?
Is-n't it queer?
Losing my timing this late in my career
But where are the clowns?
There ought to be clowns
Well, maybe next year